A naive couple got married and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again but with the lights off.
Morning came, the groom went to the bathroom...
Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Er, Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day, how`s about a quick...
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite...
Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this...
A family was all together recently, just hanging around. The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud...
Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "That desk is going for...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina...
A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars crumpled up?" She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse... and slowly reached down into the cleavage created
The Russian couple`s sex life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow`s first sex store opened up across the street. "Olga, why don`t you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant...