The Moaner
Stuart comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Smith that you've been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office...
Dirty Words
A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...
Who Am I ?
One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut short by...
Down The Toilet
A young couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the...
Sexual Needs
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy...
Attitude Problems
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants...
Extraordinary Bull
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, to watch the auctioning of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces...
Buttoned Fly
There was this couple who were running late preparing for the big party, and it just so happened that the husband had on a pair of trousers that had a buttoned fly...
Christmas Balls !
There was a lady who was in bed with her lover one day, when she hears a noise and realizes that her husband is home early from work. She has no idea what to do with her lover so she...
Sex Therapist
A couple felt that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, so they went to see a sex therapist. After listening to their complaints, the therapist suggested...



