A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. He waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her, he found out she was working in a whore house. The guy says to the cabbie...
A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy very blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her. "What`s this for?" she asked...
During the wedding reception in the family mansion, the bride`s Grandfather slipped her five $100 bills which she concealed in her glove, since he told her to keep it for mad money...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right, and never have sex again...
My Dear Wife, you`ll surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that...
George has decided to get married, but not just to anybody. He wants to marry a virgin, a good girl that hasn`t fooled around and won`t ever. After a bit of thinking, he makes up this scheme to tell good girls...
One of my co-workers is quite graphic about his sexual powers. When he recently got married he took a lot of good natured ribbing from co-workers, but one of the funniest things I heard was when he was asked by another guy...
A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment...
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she`s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks...
A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough...