Cheating Wives
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. He waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her, he found out she was working in a whore house. The guy says to the cabbie...
How Not To Use A Vibrator
A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy very blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her. "What`s this for?" she asked...
With Your Bare Hands
During the wedding reception in the family mansion, the bride`s Grandfather slipped her five $100 bills which she concealed in her glove, since he told her to keep it for mad money...
The Sex-Starved Couple
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right, and never have sex again...
Note on Fridge
My Dear Wife, you`ll surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that...
Choosing a Virgin For a Wife
George has decided to get married, but not just to anybody. He wants to marry a virgin, a good girl that hasn`t fooled around and won`t ever. After a bit of thinking, he makes up this scheme to tell good girls...
Virgin Wife
One of my co-workers is quite graphic about his sexual powers. When he recently got married he took a lot of good natured ribbing from co-workers, but one of the funniest things I heard was when he was asked by another guy...
Long and Stiff!
A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment...
Cook My Sock...
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she`s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks...
Castration Surgery
A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough...
