Mature Jokes



The little thing?

In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant - using a donkey as the donor.
The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated...

Breasts are more popular than penises.

The first ever Internet broadcast of a penile-pump-implant surgery failed miserably when very few people showed up to watch. Is anyone surprised?

Healthology.com thought they had a really good idea when they decided to broadcast the procedure...

Lack of desire!

According to Salt Lake City police, a 27 year old woman called 911 because her husband refused to have sex with her.
By the time the police arrived, the nearly nude...

Anna Nicole Smith goes to court !

A Texas-size legal battle gets under way this week when former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith goes to court seeking half of her late nonagenarian husband`s billion-dollar estate. Smith insists she did...

Only-in-California Rage !

Ms. Cathomas Starbird, a member of the Sausalito, Calif., school board, was sentenced to 15 days in jail for assaulting a female friend who had joined Ms. Starbird and her husband to celebrate his...

Balls!

Seattle : Puffing on a cigarette is a bit like inhaling from the back end of a cow, or being poisoned like a rat, according to a new ad campaign sponsored by Washington state health...

Man jailed for filming female!

A national University of Singapore student who hid in women’s toilet and used a digital video camera to film a female...

Heavenly tunnel!

The Russians are proposing to construct a tunnel under the 25 mile-wide Bering Strait that separates Russia from Alaska.

Free hold land for sale

A teenage girl is very anxious to offer a small lovely 'TRIANGULAR' plot of land for sale centrally situated on the slopes at the level area in ' THIALAND' but unobserved by any one till this day.

Horse riding?

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later...