There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule...
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must...
It was time for Father John`s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed...
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is...
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and...
A priest and a rabbi took confession together. The priest treated three women who confessed to committing adultery on three occasions by demanding ten "Hail Marys" and ten dollars...
A boy began dating a pretty Christian Fundamentalist and was keen to find out more about her religion. So he went to see the church elder, "Tell me," said the boy, "does your religion allow...
A young Protestant couple wanted to convert to Catholicism but the priest told them that, in order to prove their sincerity, they would first have to perform an act of penance...
There was this small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played...