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Santa lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit.
Santa could hardly beleive it, she wasn`t wearing...
Santa`s dog
Three people, 2 men and Mrs Santa, Jeeto, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.The first man`s dog asked the second man`s dog, 'What you are here for?'
They are putting me down.'
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says,'Well, you see... I`ve been chasing...
Don`t rush !
A plane is flying over the Bay of Bengal as Santa, the pilot, is finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
'Take over for awhile, Kapoor,' Santa says to his co-pilot and...
Hunting season !
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, lived aways out in the piney woods and after a few years began to have problems of a very personal nature. Not being well versed in the matters taught in school, Santa decided to consult a physician in regards to the matter.
'Doc, lots of times I get the mating urge out in the fields,' confessed Santa. 'But there`s no way to let my wife know because...
Santa`s parrot
Santa`s parrot has the habit of jumping on hens, so Santa tells him that if he does it again he will pull out every feather on its head.
The parrot jumps on the hens again, and his head feathers are all pulled out. Meanwhile Jeeto, Santa`s wife, who has pretentions to culture, is having a formal dinner. She appoints the parrot...
Laryngites !
Santa walked into a ice cream parlor and whispered: 'Can I have an ice cream ?'
'Certainly you may,' said the shop assistant. 'What flavour would you like, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry ?'
'I`ll have...
At nine o`clock !
Banta got married to a good-looking gal, Preeto and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
'I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I...
Tho whole truth
At school Santa`s son, Pappu, was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, 'I know the whole truth.'
Pappu decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, Jeeto, he says...
Briefcase !
Santa was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to...
Disgrace
Preeto was virgin and was going out on a date with Banta for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but..
