| Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes. Wife: Why? Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed. Wife: Okay, I have taken off my clothes. Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panty? Remove them also. Wife: Oh no, I am not in the mood. Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panty and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood" story. Wife: Okay, they are off. What next? Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes on, some cash goes missing... |
| "Y'all got any american razor blades in here?" The Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinson." "Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo." "I don't give a damn if they passed them out on Noah's ark if they ain't any good," the Texan retorted. "I can assure you they are very good sir," the peeved druggist said. "Why just last year, my wife swallowed one. It gave her a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised the gardener, emasculated a neighbor, cut two of a delivery boy's fingers off at the knuckle... and I still got 10 shaves out of it." |
| An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver." "But Bawaji, I don't like guns. How about you leaving me Tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead?" "Chutia, shutup and listen. Someday you have to run Maaru business. Someday you gonna come home and may be find your Fataakri biwi in bed with some other Bhonsrino Bhadvo. Chutmarina, what will u do then? Point your Rolex watch at him and say "Time's up?" |
| An Aussie, a Yank, and a Texan were telling tall tales. "In Australia," the Aussie said, "we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn." "That's nothing," the Yank said. "Our cattle are so big, when you're grilling, the steaks have to be turned with a forklift." "That's nothing. In Texas, we have women with pussies this big," the Texan said, stretching his hands as wide as they'd go. "Then, how do you have sex with something that size?" asked the Yank. "It's no problem... they stretch," replied the Texan. |