| A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time". "You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don t talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I`m a justa tellin my frienda how to spella Mississippi " |
| This old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way. Then the man said, What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister? She says, I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes and raped me twice, unless you`re too tired. |
| A priest gets a flat tire fixed. As the car`s coming down on the lift, the priest asks the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight ?" The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun`s pussy." The priest frowns and says, "You better give them another turn then." |
| A rich widower miser NRI went back to India and married a young village girl. The girl did not like his hugging and kissing all the time. He thought of a scheme to teach his wife not to hate his American life style. He bought a piggy bank and told his wife that every time he kisses or hugs her, he will put a rupee coin in the piggy bank and at the end of month she can open the bank and buy a new saree with the money. The scheme worked very well. The young wife showed more willingness to be kissed and hugged. At the end of the month he gave her the key and told his wife to open the piggy bank. What he saw did not please him. There were many 5 and 10 rupee bills along with rupee coins in the box. Where did these come from he demanded angirly. I have been putting only rupee coins. Not everyone is as kanjoos as you replied the wife. |