| An Indian and a Pakistani are out for a morning jog, when they happen upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. Indian says; come on Paki, I’ll show you how we`d handle this in Rajasthan. He pulls his pants down and begins to screw the goat. He turns to Paki and says, "Paki, come on, don t you want some of this?" Paki says, "Yeah, why not!" Paki then drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence!!!! |
| An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian (Red Indian/Native of America) on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn`t fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride without the saddle." |
| There were two Indians and a Cowboy walking along together in the desert when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a steep hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the entrance, "Woooooo! Woooooo! and then listened very closely until he heard an answer... "Woooooo! Woooooo!". He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Cowboy was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. "Was that Indian goofy or something?" "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo!" and get an answer back, that means she is in there waiting for you." Well, just about that time the other Indian spotted another cave. He took off, ran to the cave, stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard a reply, "Woooooo! Woooooo!" off came his clothes and into the cave he goes. The Cowboy started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. Suddenly he looked up and saw this great big cave. He was amazed at the size and thought, "Man! It`s bigger than the caves those Indians found. There must be something special in this cave!" Well, he darted up the hill at great speed with hopes of grandeur. He got in front of the cave and yelled, "Woooooo! Woooooo!". He was thrilled when he heard the answering call of "Woooooo! Woooooo!" He quickly took off his clothes. With a happy face he raced into the cave. The headlines in the next day`s newspaper read: Naked Cowboy Run Over By Freight Train! |
| Three nuns were killed in car accident, and on the way to heaven St. Peter told them that heaven was full and that each of them would have to answer a question to get into heaven, the nuns agreed. So St. Peter asked the first nun "Who was the first woman on earth?". The first nun replied "That an easy one, it was Eve" and POOF she was in heaven. St. Peter asked the second nun "Who was the first man on earth?" The second nun replied "That is an easy one, it was Adam", and POOF she was in heaven. St. Peter turned to the third nun and said "This question will be the toughtest of the three questions, What were the first words Eve said to Adam?". The nun thought for a while and said "You are right that is a hard one!", and POOF she was in heaven. |