| Bill: Why are you so tense? Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all. Bill: Why what happened? Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex ... she removed her Top and jeans .... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's Underwear......!!! |
| Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel, then gave her sandals to try out. They selected a pair, paid and started to leave. The shop keeper, asked her, "Do you need anything else?" Aunty said, "She wanted to buy bra's and some panties, but after seeing your service, I have changed my mind." |
| One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you?" The kidney answered, "I am the kidney. I remove waste products from the blood and regulate the water fluid level." "I salute you," she said and moved forward. She moved on and came across the liver and asked, "Who are you?" The liver replied, "I am the Liver. I detoxify chemicals and metabolise drugs and make proteins important for blood clotting." "I salute you," she said and then moved on and finally came across the heart. She asked the same question, "Who are you?" The heart replied, "I am the Heart." The vagina then screamed, "Ahaaaa! You are the bastard that I have been looking for." The heart was amazed and asked, "But why are you so mad at me"" The vagina replied, "You are the one that goes around apparently falling in love with men. And each time you fall in love, I am the one that gets fucked!!!" |
| A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!" She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally!" and says, "That'll be five hundred dollars, please." The man says, "Oh, I don't have that much." The woman says, "Okay, then, Harry grease up Monica! That'll be two hundred dollars, please." The guy says, "I don't have that much." So the woman yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Katrina! That'll be fifty dollars, please." The guy says, "Oh, I don't have that much." So the woman says, "Well, how much do you have?" He says, "One dollar." So she yells upstairs "Harry, grease up a glove!" |