| Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel, then gave her sandals to try out. They selected a pair, paid and started to leave. The shop keeper, asked her, "Do you need anything else?" Aunty said, "She wanted to buy bra's and some panties, but after seeing your service, I have changed my mind." |
| One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you?" The kidney answered, "I am the kidney. I remove waste products from the blood and regulate the water fluid level." "I salute you," she said and moved forward. She moved on and came across the liver and asked, "Who are you?" The liver replied, "I am the Liver. I detoxify chemicals and metabolise drugs and make proteins important for blood clotting." "I salute you," she said and then moved on and finally came across the heart. She asked the same question, "Who are you?" The heart replied, "I am the Heart." The vagina then screamed, "Ahaaaa! You are the bastard that I have been looking for." The heart was amazed and asked, "But why are you so mad at me"" The vagina replied, "You are the one that goes around apparently falling in love with men. And each time you fall in love, I am the one that gets fucked!!!" |
| A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!" She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally!" and says, "That'll be five hundred dollars, please." The man says, "Oh, I don't have that much." The woman says, "Okay, then, Harry grease up Monica! That'll be two hundred dollars, please." The guy says, "I don't have that much." So the woman yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Katrina! That'll be fifty dollars, please." The guy says, "Oh, I don't have that much." So the woman says, "Well, how much do you have?" He says, "One dollar." So she yells upstairs "Harry, grease up a glove!" |
| A guy walks up to the 'Visa on arrival' counter at the Bangkok International Airport and presents two Indian passports with 3000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me and my wife. Here are the passports and cash." The officer at the counter says, "Extra 2000 Baht please." The man asks him, "Why extra 2000 Baht?" Says the officer, "Corkage Sir." The man, irked a little, asks back, "What corkage ? I'm not in a pub and not bringing my own whiskey!" The officer politely replies, "This is Thailand Sir, and we charge corkage for bringing your own wife to Thailand." |