| 119 People Quarantined In A Brothel In Spain. Of all the places to be quarantined, a brothel in Valencia, Spain, might not be the worst. You've got booze, you've likely got a small buffet of fried foods and you've got entertainment. But in all seriousness, that was exactly the case a day ago when authorities found that a woman working at the "La Selva Negra" brothel had tested positive for coronavirus. The findings forced authorities to quarantine the premises and the 86 customers that were inside. The employee, who is now in the hospital, had "slept with several clients that same night," according to a translated blog post on the story. In addition to the customers, the club's owners, waitresses, security and cleaning crew were also quarantined. When added to the total of 86 customers, it makes 119 people under quarantine. They have been asked to "keep calm" and to just "live a normal life" inside the premises. That may be easier for some of the patrons than they'd like to admit. And for all those guys who told their wives they were going to a wine tasting with their buddies and instead went to the brothel, the news may be worse than coronavirus - you're officially busted. |
| A glamorous actress, whose best days were behind her, began finding herself without male companionship several evenings a week. To help pass the time--and perhaps catch a live one -- she decided to attend one of those Hollywood charity meetings. She dozed quietly throughout the opening address, but awoke suddenly to hear the speaker say: "Now let's get out and work like beavers." The actress nudged the person sitting next to her and whispered, "How do beavers work?" The answer from the confused lady on her left was, "I'm not too sure, but I think it's with their tails." The actress jumped to her feet and shouted as loud as she could, "Put me down for three nights a week!" |
| Groucho Marx supposedly got the hook while hosting a live broadcast of his famous TV quiz show, You Bet Your Life. As this micro-legend has it, Groucho was small-talking with a female contestant when the following exchange took place: GROUCHO: So, you got any kids? FEMALE CONTESTANT: Yes, Groucho, I have eleven children. GROUCHO: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids? FEMALE CONTESTANT: Well, I love my husband. GROUCHO: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. |
| There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!" He showed his son a machine and said, "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages." The prudish son, unimpressed, said, "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?" The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother." |