| Gappu: Interview Kaisa Kua? Pappu: Interview Toh Theek Hua Lekin Last Mein Woh English Mein Kuchh Aisa Boli Show Me Your Testimonial. Gappu: Toh Phir? Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Galat Cheez Dikha Ke Aa Gaya Hoon. Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho? Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale. Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rehte Hain. Santa Aur Jeeto Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Jeeto Ne Puchha: Aaaaaah, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho? Santa: Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Aur Sexy Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha. Ek Din Santa Aur Jeeto Hotel Mein Dinner Karne Gaye. Restaurant Mein Baith Ke Unhone Chicken Order Kiya. Jeeto Ne Chicken Khate Hue Leg Piece Utha Kar Santa Ko Diya. Bagal Wali Table Par Baithe Ek Uncle Ne Ye Dekha Aur Ankho Mein Aansu Lakar Bola: Hamari Biwi Bhi Jab Zinda Thi To Hume Aise Hi Taangey Utha Utha Kar Deti Thi. |
| Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Bade Dino Bad Facebook Pe Usse Chat Kar Rahi Thi. Girlfriend: How Do You Do? Pappu: Wahi Apna Purana Aur Favourite Style, Taango Ko Kandhe Pe Rakhke, Ghacha- Ghach, Ghacha- Ghach, Ghacha- Ghach, Ghacha- Ghach, Ghacha- Ghach, Girlfriend: Abe Saley Kutte, Tharki, Hawas Ke Pujari, Sex Ke Bhukhe.... Main Puch Rahi Thi Kaisa Hai? Pappu: Tu Toh Aise Puch Rahi Hai Jaise Tune Kabhi Dekha Hi Na Ho.... Kaala Aur Lamba Hai. Girlfriend: Bas Kar Saley! Tera Kuch Nahin Ho Sakta. ***Blocked*** |
| Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai. Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: Kya Hua Banta? Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya. Santa: Koi Baat NahiBhai, Gaadi Hi Toh Hai, Aur Le Lenge. Banta: Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa. Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Yaar, Ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Kya... Aur Mil Jayengi. Banta: Abe Bhosdi Ke, Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh... |
| Baadshah Akbar ke paas ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha. Birbal: Jahan Panaha Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila? Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain. Birbal: Sach!!! Main Bhi Baba Ke Paas Jaaunga. Akbar: Jao Par Khayal Rahe Ki Baba Ek Hi Muraad Poori Karte Hain Aur Ooncha Sunte Hain. Birbal Baba Ke Paas Se Jab Laut Kar Aaye Toh Akbar Ko Bataya: Maine Baba Se Ek Bori Heere Maange The Aur Baba ne Mujhe Wk Bori Kheere De Diye. Akbar: Toh Tumne Kya Socha Tha Ki Main Baba Se 12 Inch Ka Ghoda Maangne Gaya Tha. |