| The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!" The teacher smiles and says, "All right, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?" Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate." The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about jerking off." |
| The teacher at the beginning of the class says, "OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we'll talk about how the human reproduction goes on..." Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get the teacher's attention. But the teacher, knowing how little Johnny is about these things, goes on... "... First, a man a woman have to be in love... " But little Johnny keeps his hand up, waving it up and down, and from one side to the other one. The teacher ignores him, "...They have to be very much in love because..." But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so the teacher decides to acknowledge him, "OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say." Little Johnny then stands up, and says, "I just wanted to ask. Those of us who have already fucked, can we leave?" |
| During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was fuck this and fuck that. Teacher, "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using." Little Johnny, "There are worse words than that miss, like murder and death." Teacher, "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death." Little Johnny, "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be fucked than killed." |
| One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "Fuck this, Fuck that." The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says, "You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us." "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest." Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Well tell him to get the fuck out and push!!!" |