| A traveling salesman is in a small town in the Midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month he becomes very homesick. Finally, he decides to give in to temptation and visit the local 'Fun House' for some quality time. He walks up to the madam and hands her a thousand dollars and says, "Give me the worst girl in the house." The madam says, "For this kind of money, you can have the best one." "No, no," says the man, "you don't understand, I'm not horny, I'm homesick." |
| Bill gets a call from his buddy Doug one day, and Doug is on the phone crying. Bill asks, "Doug, what's wrong? You sound really upset." "Well," replies Doug, "my wife's been cheatin' on me." "With who?" asks Bill. "The neighbor," replies Doug. "That damn dirty slut!" says Bill. "Yeah," replies Doug, "you think I was upset, you should've heard how upset the neighbor's husband was!" |
| A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building. One day he slipped and broke his arm. Later he met his ex-wife in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she could do to help. He responded, "Well yes, if it's not to much trouble, could you help me take a bath?" She readily agreed and soon after she began washing him she saw a gradual erection began to appear. "Look John", she exclaimed happily "It still recognizes me!!!" |
| Nina, Jill and Mary were duly impressed when Rosey arrived for their weekly bridge game, wearing a gorgeous new mink coat. "That's a lovely mink, Rosey," purred Nina "It must have cost you a fortune!" "But it didn't," said Rosey. "What do you mean it didn't," asked Mary. "Just a single piece of arse," replied Rosey. "You mean," continued Jill, "you got that just for having sex with your husband?" "No," smiled Rosey, "THE piece of arse he got from his new secretary." |