| John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. John's favorite rooster, old Paul, was a very fine specimen, but this morning, he noticed old Paul's bell hadn't rung at all. When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming would run for cover. To John's amazement, old Paul had his bell in his beak,so it wouldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Paul, he entered him in the Bairnsdale Agricultural Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Paul the "No-Bell Peace Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsur-prise" as well. Clearly old Paul was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully in the coming election...... The bells are not always audible! |
| Latest News: Arvind Kejriwal has stopped wearing his underwears bcoz... He can't wear VIP underwears as they have VIP written on them. He can't wear Rupa since people would say he always keeps Rupa around his private parts, and in Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do. Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich man's pastime. He can't wear Macroman since he is a common man. He can't wear Dixcy since he does not want people to see his d*** And he can't go commando since he has refused security. So now all he needs is cover his private parts with mango leaves to prove that he is a "aam" admi and his protection is the aam. |
| Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party`s political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others. |
| A camera shop owner in Royal Oak, Mich. called police after a roll of film, containing what he believed to be child pornography, was developed. The 45 or so photos pictured what appeared to be a child posing with several naked women. The investigation ended when a 23-year-old dwarf walked into police headquarters and proved he was no child. The photos were to be used in promotions for a record company. |