| Francis Bernardo, 71, decided it was time to do something about his impotence. An hour after Roberta Burke`s longtime partner downed Viagra, they engaged in some red-hot, long-overdue sex. Within two days, he was gone -- on the prowl, she says, for more conquests. Now she`s suing him for $2 million in palimony. "He`s dating lots of women, he thinks he is a young man in the body of a 70-year-old man. Tha man even had a quadruple bypass last year, for God`s sake." said lawyer Dominic Barbara. |
| MADRID - At Vistahermosa which means "beautiful view," visitors weren`t looking out over the ocean. About 50 people were peering into a parked car to watch a naked couple in the back seat having sex. Two officers waded through the crowd and asked the 42-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman to knock it off. The lovers covered themselves and got out of the car and allegedly hurled verbal abuse and fists at the officers. Reinforcements showed up, and the lovers were taken away in handcuffs. |
| In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant - using a donkey as the donor. The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated its sexual organs and appealed in vain for a doctor to perform the operation. Apparently the third time so annoyed his family that his son shot him in the leg. |
| The first ever Internet broadcast of a penile-pump-implant surgery failed miserably when very few people showed up to watch. Is anyone surprised? Healthology.com thought they had a really good idea when they decided to broadcast the procedure on the web. Healthology.com then convinced American Medical Systems, Inc., makers of the hydraulic penis device, to kick in some big cash to finance the broadcast. It was hoped that the spectacle of a 50-year-old man having his genitals operated on would draw hoards of curious onlookers. But it didn`t happen. Reports are that the broadcast attracted only 70,000 viewers. That might sound like a big group, but it pales in comparison to other online surgeries, such as Healthology`s breast augmentation broadcast. That procedure drew over a million voyeurs. You can guess why? |