| Pappu met a girl at the discotheque and after a couple of dances it is obvious that they are really attracted to each other. Pappu asks the girl home and she accepts. Once at home, nature being nature and the attraction being strong, after some kissing and petting, Pappu makes some forceful advances. The girl tells him, "Pappu I really find you physically attractive and even I want to do this, but we must wait." Pappu says, "Pooja you do not know how beautiful you are, I have some condoms in my pocket, and I cannot wait anymore." Pooja replies, "In our family we are deeply religious and I have to tell you that kissing and petting is all fine, but for me there will be no sex before marriage." Pappu breaks away from the embrace, sits up on the bed, pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing on it. "What are you writing?" asks Pooja. "My phone number," says Pappu. "And what pushed you into suddenly writing your number?" asks Pooja. "Here," says Pappu, "call me when you are married." |
| Pappu: I don't like masturbution. Santa stunned: What...!!! What are you talking. Pappu: Yes dad, I am fed up of masturbution now. Santa was speechless but still managed to speak out: What happened Pappu? Pappu: He always punishes me in the class and gives lots of homework. Santa: Oye, Nalayak... Budhu... Masturbution Ek Saath Na Bol... Alag-Alag Bol... Master Bhushan... He's your Master and His Name is Bhushan. |
| Pappu is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights. Pappu to his friend, "First day I took out her clothes waited for some time and we came back." Friend asks him, "Only this much? Why?" Pappu replies, "Because, she should not feel that I do not have courage to undress her." Pappu further tells his friend, "Second day, I undressed her and also undressed my self, and then we came back." His Friend again asked him, "Really? That's all? Pappu replies, "Yeah. Because, she should not feel that I can not control myself." Pappu further reports to his friend, "On third and last day, I undressed her, then I undressed myself, then I masturbated and we came back immediately." Friend shockingly asks him, "No sex with her at all? Why?" Apna Pappu proudly replies, "Yeah. Because she should not feel that I can not manage with out her." |
| Pappu Ko Scooty Chalate Huye Dekh Kar Uske Dost Ne Pucha: Ye Scooty Kab Li Tune? Pappu: Kal Raat Ek Ladki Mujhe Scooty Par Baitha Kar Bahut Dur le Gayi Aur Saare Kapde Utaar Ke Boli - Jo Chahiye Le Lo... Mein Uski Scooty Le Ke Aa Gaya... Ab Tu Hi Bata Uske Kapdon Ka Main Kya Karta???? Theek Kiya na Maine? Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing? Pappu: Fucking! Teacher: Shame on you! How is that? Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!! Pappu to his friend: Yaar, Tumne Kabhi Gaur Kiya Ki PANEER Rs.180/Kg PETROL Rs.70/ltr CONDOM sirf Rs. 20 for 3 pcs Aakhir Ye Sarkaar Humse Chahti Kya Hai??? Khao Mat, Ghumo Mat, Bas LAGE Raho..!!! Pappu: Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby? Teacher, after thinking for sometime): An angel will come from heaven & hand over a baby to your wife. Pappu: So who do I need to fuck, Wife or angel ???? |