| Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manaane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Raazi Hui. Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance ance Khelte Hain. Ladki: Arey Ye Kaisi Game Hai? Maine To Iska Naam Tak Nahi Suna Aaj Tak. Pappu Muskurate Hue: Arey Badi Simple Hai, Hum Jab Sex Karenge Aur Agar Tumhe Dard Ho Toh Tum Mujhe Rok Sakti Ho. Tum Sirf Itna Bolna Red Light, Mein Ruk Jaunga. Ladki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: Theek Hai. Pappu Ne Jaise Hi Ladki Ke Saath Sex Karna Shuru Kiya, Ladki Dard Se Chillane Lagi Aur Boli Red Light Ahhh... Red Light Ufff.... Red Light Ohh... Red Light Haaye Mar Gayi... Arey Tume Ruktey Kyun Nahin ??? Ruko Toh Sahi??? Pappu Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue Bola: Kya Baat Karti Ho Tum Bhi???? Arey, Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Pe Rukti Hai??? |
| A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals...... Teacher: dog.... Student: Bhow Bhow.... Teacher: Cat... student: Meow Meow... Teacher: Lion... Papput: Aaah aaaaaaah..... yeehh yeeehh..... commme oonnnn ohhhh.... yesssssss..... Teacher: Pappu.... !!! I said LION not LEONE Pappu: O Teri!!!! Sorry mam... |
| Pappu was looking at falling stars and praying for good marks. Santa came along and said, "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and your searching for your luck in stars in the same old way.??!!" Pappu replied, "Dad, don't be ridiculous, you know babies can also be made in test tubes but have you stopped trying the old way...!!!?" |
| An Essay by Pappu I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on,' she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. I inserted my penis into her hole it was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and, Phachhak.... I was done. She looked at me with a bit of a frown and asked, 'Did you put that condom on?' I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted... |