| Day 1: Pappu: Dad, you got called to school. Santa: Why, what happened? Math teacher asked me what is 7x9 and I answered 63. And... Then she asked what is 9x7. Santa: What's the fucking difference? Pappu: That's exactly what I said. Day 2: Pappu: Dad did you came to school? Santa: Nope. Pappu: OK good because the gym teacher wants you to com too. Santa: What happened now? Pappu: Well first he asked me to raise my right hand, then my left hand, then my left leg and then my right leg.... Santa: So what did you have to stand on your dick now? Pappu: That's exactly wat I said too... Day 3: Pappu: Were you in school dad? Santa: No, why? Pappu: I got expelled... Santa: What the hell happened Pappu? Pappu: Well I got called to the principal's office and the math teacher, gym teacher and art teacher was there. Santa: What the fuck was the art teacher doing there? Pappu: Thats exactly wat I asked. |
| Back when Pappu first became engaged to Pinki, he spoke to his father, "Pinki assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?" "It's simple, son" replied Santa. "On your honeymoon night, when you get into bed, if she's clumsy, nervous, makes mistakes and is not sure what to do, then you can be fairly sure she's a virgin. But if she gives you instructions and tells you what to do, you'll know she's a lying slut who's slept around." After the honeymoon, Santa, "How was it Pappu?' "Just great, Father" said Pappu. "It was just the way you said... and no doubt about it - she's definitely a virgin." "Was she nervous, son?" asked Santa. "She sure was Father" Pappu replied. "In fact she was so nervous and confused that when we jumped into bed, instead of putting the pillow under her head, she was in such a state she jammed it under her arse." |
| Four worms were put into Four separate jars. The 1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The 2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The 3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm. The 4th worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: 1st worm in alcohol - dead; 2nd worm in cigarette smoke -dead; 3rd worm in sperm - dead; 4th worm in soil - alive. The Science teacher asked the class, "What did you learn from this experiment?" Pappu quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have WORMS !!!" |
| Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?" Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS. Pappu: What? Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time. Pappu: What the hell!!! Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is on! |