| A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, "Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?" The blonde replies, "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds, "Huh, that's interesting. Why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head, "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else would you name your watch dogs?" |
| A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any." "But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." |
| A blonde stopped at a gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared to be intelligent thinking she took the dipstick in her hand and walked over to the attendant. "Excuse me," she said, "but can I buy a longer dipstick?" "Sure, ma'am, of course. Why do you need a longer one?" "Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil." |
| A lady walks into a salon, sits down in the chair and the stylist asks, "What can I do for you today?" "Yes, I would like to have my hair colored blonde." The stylist brings her a color chart and says, "This is our color chart, just choose the shade you would like." "Well, what are these numbers that get lower as you go further blonde?" asked the lady. "Those represent your IQ once your hair is done," said the hair stylist. |