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Photo copies!
A Manager of the branch bank found he had no space left to store old records.
He wrote to his regional manager Banta for permission to destroy old records.
Banta replied back: "I do not mind you destroying old records but please make sure you keep photo-copies of all the destroyed papers". -
Dowry!
A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Banta about the plans for his unmarried daughters, "I have put aside Rs.2,00,000 for Savita who is 22, Rs.4,00,000 dowry for Vinita who’s 27 and Rs.8,00,000 for Namita who is 36."
Banta after thinking for few seconds said "Sir, do you have any daughter who is 50?" -
Name plate!
Banta: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters degree?
Santa: "You don`t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A to Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is married again." -
Responsible?
Two weeks after Santa is transfer into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.
"You told me Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of promotion.
"Oh, he is," she confirmed. "In the year he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was responsible."