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Car N sarkar1
Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, "Banta let me drive the car today."
Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar (government) which anyone can drive. -
Wait Please!
Once Banta was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the securityguard told Banta, "WAIT PLEASE"
Banta replied, "65Kgs" and moved down. -
Kaun Banega Crorepati...
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
Santa : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Santa : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Santa : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Santa : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !" -
Resemblance !!
Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street.
"I`m so sorry," he apologized.
"That`s quite all right," the woman replied. "You know," she added with a smile, "you look just like my fifth husband."
"Wow," said Santa. "How many times have you been married?"
"Four"