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Y Beach?
Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach:
Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?
Banta : Tenu nahi pata ?
Santa: Nahi pata.
Banta : O Aasmaan te Zameen de beech hai esliye ahnu beach kahende ne. -
The double-decker...
Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while, when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
Santa enquires, "Banta! What the heck`s going on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there."
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you have got a *driver.*" -
Chinese kid...
Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.
He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
He fills data in the form as under:
Mother: Indian.
Father: Indian
Child: Chinese."
"How come, you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?", the clerk at the Office asks.
"Aah, Santa reads newspaper everyday. I read only the other day that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese." -
Train to Ludhiana !
Santa and Banta are in a railway station.
Santa asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway TT.
"Can I?" asks Banta.