| Through the center of Lahore there is the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever) which goes between India and Pakistan. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is holding the side of his face, and Santa is grinning his face off. The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that is a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!" The young woman is thinking : "Now that is a strange Pakistani soldier, he`d rather kiss that old hag than me." The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that is a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped." And Santa is thinking : "Gee I am smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a Pakistani soldier." |
| Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and said , "Aren`t you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?" "Not at all", replied the classmate. "I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place." |
| Banta showed his palm to a palmist . He examined the lines on Banta s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very careful. Why should I have to be careful? asked Banta. She should be careful of her life. I drive a Redline bus! |
| Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said: The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage .You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater. |