| Banta went to a grocery store while in America, collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Banta asked, "Where is the fat ?" Person didn`t understand what Banta was saying and said, "Excuse me sir, FAT?" Banta: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat" Banta started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem. Banta said, "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written FAT FREE on that but this guy is not giving me the fat" |
| Microsoft, as usual in short of good software professional, places an ad in all world famous news papers for a single position who would be in charge of their next operating system Windows2000. This becomes scary news as the ad says interview would be conducted by Mr. Bill Gates. Microsoft receives only three applications as the outcome, from an American, Japanese and an Indian (of course you guessed it right, no one other than Santa). They are all invited to Microsoft HQ in Seattle for the interview. Bill gates says, "I will ask you only one question and your answer should decide your fate". All of them prepared to face Mr. Gates eagerly wait for the question. Bill asks, "How do we achieve Windows2000 from Windows98?" American & Japanese are puzzled and think over it and our guy Santa smiling and dancing in his chair says "balle balle" in mind. After a while American answers, "Fix bugs in Windows98 for smooth transitions" Bill shouts, "Get out of here...". The poor guy runs out. The Japanese says, "Make Windows2000 more user friendly than Windows98". Bill Gates screams, "get the hell out of here....". Gates looks at Santa. Santa giggles and says: "Rename Windows98, Windows2000". Gates says "Balle, Balle, You got the job." |
| Santa: What did you think of the second act of the play? Banta : I did not see it . In the programme it said "Second Act- One year later and I could not wait that long |
| Santa :"Yaar, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it." |