| Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses ?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh ! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long." |
| Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. Mrs Santa opened her handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it`s me and I am alright." |
| Santa`s girlfriend asked Santa, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged Will you give me a ring?" "Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone number?" |
| Santa is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. I am only following the instructions - Answer in brief. |