| Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent. On the interview day, Santa says, "First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. So you go and answer and you’ll get the job." So Santa goes in. Employer: “When did we get independence?” Santa: “Efforts began in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947” Employer: “Good. Who’s our PM?” Santa: “It changes daily and these days it’s Atal Behari Vajpayee” Employer: Ok. What is India’s population? Santa: (He was not to reply last one) “Good question, research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you sir.” He comes out and tells Banta about all the questions and answers. Banta was really excited and he remembers all the answers but forgets all the questions. So he goes in now. Employer: When were you born? Banta: Efforts started in 1857 but we got freedom in 1947. Employer: What? Who’s your father? Banta: It changes daily and these days it`s Atal Behari Vajpayee. Employer:(he s upset now) Are you mad Mr. Banta? Banta: Good question sir, research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you. |
| Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it is not one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night." "That is all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway." |
| Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $500 US"? Santa: "But you are too damn good". Gary: "I will play left handed". Santa can not resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Santa in 8 Moves ....... Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov. Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You are an absolute fool Santa) Santa: "kyon" (why)? Banta: "Abe khote....... Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (You donkey, Gary Kasparov is a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed). |
| Banta goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon Banta, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Banta? Are you afraid of the cinema?). Banta replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know ?) |