| Santa calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child ?" He says, "No! This is her husband!" |
| Once Santa was on a travelling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment. Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform. So the poor guy always had to jump out at stations to fetch water and eatables. By the time he reached his destination, Santa was really pepped up and ran straight to the station master`s office to lodge a complaint. This is what he wrote. "Please see to it that there is no last compartment in any train. If you still insist on having a last compartment, please put it somewhere in the middle". |
| Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return. They were foxed by the language: "excel 929, two pieces. Price $90." The line beneath read: "Ditto, eight pieces, price $360." They could not understand what "ditto" meant, so Banta went to ask a friend who explained what the word meant. Banta then returned to his show-room and conveyed the meaning of the word to his son: "Oye, Main haan ullu da pattha, tey toon hai ditto." (I am son of an owl and you are ditto). |
| Banta is traveling by the train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. He thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. Five minutes later, he goes again, only to find the same man there. An hour passes, he`s made 20 trips to the bathroom only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to Ticket Checker (Our Santa) asked him, "What`s been going on." Listening to him Santa walks down to the compartment with the troubled Banta to get the man out. A few minutes later, he comes back and tells Banta "I am sorry, I cannot do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member." |