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Lost and found!
Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
Banta replied "I am thanking him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." -
Street Smart
Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "padne wala gadha " (the one who reads this is donkey).
Santa though for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene wala gadha "(the one who writes this is donkey). -
Time bomb!
Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb.
Santa looked very worried. "Banta, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site?"
"Not to worry," replied Banta, "I have a spare one in my attaché case." -
Santa in train
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket.
Santa politely asked, "Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?"
The T.C. was taken aback. He then said, "Show me the ticket in your right pocket."
Santa promptly showed the ticket. It was perfectly in order. The T.C. then asked for the reason for buying two tickets.
Santa explained, "If someone picks one pocket then I have the other ticket left."
The T.C. asked again, "Suppose someone picks both your pockets, what happens?"
Santa said with a smile, "I have a concessional monthly pass also."