• Impatient in two hours!

    After a number of years in England Santa decided to visit his native village in Punjab. But he decided to spend a few days in Bombay and then a day in Delhi to pay homage in the Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place.

    He landed in Bombay and friend received him. He enjoyed his sightseeing in Bombay and after a couple of days boarded a train for Delhi. He went into deep sleep in the train. This train reached Bhopal at about 8 a.m. Someone in the compartment put on the radio. And the Hindi newsreader`s voice said, Yeh, Dilli hai, This woke up Santa. He got up hurriedly, collected his bags, got down and went out of the Railway Station. He got into a cycle rickshaw and told the puller to go to Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place. Now this clever Muslim rickshaw puller of Bhopal smiled to himself, and was on his way.

    After two hours the rickshaw puller, with a worried look told Santa that he had lost his way and would like to ask someone for direction. Saying this he got of and went to a nearby tea stall and started having tea while telling the joke to other rickshaw puller.

    In the meanwhile Santa was getting nervous and impatient. Luckily, he saw Ramta coming his way in a rickshaw. Santa ran towards him and requested him to alight to listen to him in private, out of the hearing of his rickshaw pullers. Ramta nodded wisely and got down and listened to Santa`s woes.

    He explained in a whisper, "You know, my rickshaw puller seems to be a rogue. He has been taking me for a ride. Two hours ago I started in his rickshaw from the Railway Station for Connaught Place to got to Bangla Saheb Gurdwara and now he says he has lost his way."

    "You have become impatient in two hours," said the Ramta. "I have been in my rickshaw for the last ten hours to go to Karol Bagh and my rickshaw puller has not reached Karol Bagh.”
  • Banta and a thief !

    Banta and a thief !
    One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Banta s pockets and searched him all over. There was only a 25-paise coin he could lay his hands on. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Banta why he had bothered to fight so hard just for a 25-paise bit.
    "Was that all you wanted?" said Banta,
    "I thought you were after the five-hundred rupees I’ve got in my shoe!"
  • Learning by correspondence

    In Canada Santa earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with an L-plate on the car. As the car zig-zagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up, "Why are you going from one side of the road to the other?" he demanded.
    "I am learning how to drive," replied Santa
    "You have to have a driving teacher beside you. May I see your licence?"
    Santa pulled out an envelope from his pocket and replied, "Here, I am learning driving by correspondence."
  • Thirty years in the well

    Banta: "My grandfather s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time"
    Santa: "So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive."
    Banta: "How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?"
    Santa: "Why not? He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch."
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