Banta offered orange to Santa.
Yeh Teri Fadi, Yeh Teri Behan Ki Fadi, Ye Teri Maa Ki Fadi.
Santa in the evening while celebrating Lohri with Banta offered him goodies: Yeh Teri Lodi, Yeh Teri Behan Ki Lodi, Yeh Teri Maa Ki Lodi!
Santa Ki Apni Patni Se Ladai Ho Gaye.
Banta Ne Santa Ko Call Kiya: Happy Lohri, Bhai Mein Lohri Mana Raha Hu. Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Tu Lohri Mana Raha Hai... Mein Bhen Ki Lohri Ko Mana Raha Hu!
What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.
Happy Halloween!
I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.
Happy Halloween!
Halloween is an excuse for girls not to wear tampons for the day.
Happy Halloween!
I can't wait to see what my ex girlfriend will be this Halloween. Last year, she was a cunt.
Happy Halloween!