Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
Same can be said of girls!
Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away!
Red Bull may give you wings;
But Whisky gives you balls!