Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time!
Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process!
Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
While chatting:
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
Guy: Do you suck?
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!
Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
Girl: Sure. Here you go.
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Darkness. Why?
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
Boy: Will You Marry Me?
Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!