Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
Late night conversation:
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
*Blocked*
Girl: Kaisa hai?
Boy: Lamba!
*Blocked*
Girl: Kaisa hai?
Boy: Lamba.
*Blocked*
A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
Men are trained since birth:
That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
Girlfriend's dilemma:
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Ultimate Confusion:
She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?