Girlfriend's dilemma:
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Ultimate Confusion:
She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?
A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;
A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
The we cum together holding each other's waist;
And let the feeling linger, till we have another date!
Red Bull may give you wings;
But Whisky gives you balls!
Things that get fucked almost everyday.
1. Life
2. Prostitutes
3. Logic
The ultimate truth of Life:
Success kisses you in Private;
But failure always fucks you in Public!
Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!
The extreme irony of Life:
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
Life is t( o )( o ) much fun when you have a dirty mind!
Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,
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it's time to watch PORN!
