Baari Barsi Khatan Geya Si... Khat Ke Liyanda 'Hello';
Je Kuch 'Send' Nahi Karna Ta Mobile Nu Bunnd Ch Le Lo!
Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
PUNJABI style propose:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, "Oye Pappu, Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi."
Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!
Chad Geya Poh;
Bachan Ge Oh;
Jehde Saun Ge Do!
Suhaag Raat nu Santa apni wohti nu, "Jaanu, Honeymoon to kithe jaana hai?"
Jeeto Sharmandi huyi, "Jithe Tussi Lai chalo, Mein tan deni hai... Aithe vi te Othe vi!
Height of Misunderstanding:
Banta: You're such a 'foodie'.
Santa: Tu Fuddi, Saale Bhenchod...
Sundarta Eh Nahi Ke:
Nave Kapde Pane;
Nave Joote Pane;
Smart Lagna;
Balki Sundarta Ta Andro Hundi Hai!
Islayi
Phullan Wali Panty Paya Karo!
Laura was betrayed by a close friend. I think she learnt her 'lassun'!
French Girl to her husband: I'm so horny, let's make love!
German girl to her husband: I'm so drunk, let's make love!
American Girl to her husband: I saw porn today, I'm ready to make love!
Punjabi Girl to her husband: Aaj Main Seer Tay Tel Lagya Hoya Hai, Jay Kuchh Karna Hai Te Kar Lo, Main Eko Waar Nahaan Jaawan Gee!