To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It's hell of a job, threading a needle!
This is just a test message. Please don't press the button to see below.
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Friend, you really have ants in your pants!
Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo...
Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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DICK smaller!
A Boob, a Pussy and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest!
Pussy: That's nothing, I give birth to new born and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to speak...
Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga;
Kapde Maine Utaar Diye;
Aur Tere Jism Se Lipat Gayi!
Yahi Mera Kaam Hai; Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai! Aur
Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai
What do you prefer?
Breasts or legs?
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Don't get over excited...
This question was from KFC's counter!
If a BLACK man has Sex with a WHITE woman with a PINK condom, what'll be the colour of the baby?
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Still thinking?
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You should drink milk after putting Bournvita, children are not born if you use condoms!
A girl just sent me a message,
I have a pet wussy!
I read that wrong too... just like you!
Mood Refreshing SMS:
What happens when a girl removes all her clothes?
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The closet gets empty.
Rascal, I said, it's a Mood Refreshing SMS and not a Mood Exciting SMS!
Which movie can be enjoyed even when the volume is MUTED?
Think?
Again dirty thinking?
It's Mr Beans!