Q: How does a guy keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, buying her diamonds and taking her on vavctions!
With so many layers of clothes in the winters, finding a woman's inner beauty is extremely challenging!
Girls... why to use brains, when you have cleavage!
Woman without curves is like a road without bends.
You may get to your destination quicker;
But the ride is boring as hell!
Why did God create orgasms?
So that women can moan even when they're contended and satisfied!
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
Because men do all the thinking and women do all the talking!
Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a fucking headache in the morning!



