“It's the new white gold,” says the narrator. “Forget Bitcoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” said Sam Yankwell of GoodSeed 4U, a local sperm bank.
“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
Are these consumers well-versed in science?
“Our customers are among the most educated. Our first customers were the scientists and manufacturers who were paid to develop the Covid vaccines. They realize that human testing was omitted before racing to commercialize the different “vaccines” concoctions.
Is there anything else that's driving up demand?
“Post-2020 unvaccinated donors have the added benefits of screening for higher IQs, logical thinking skills, and independent thought. After all, why opt to inject oneself with untested material when doing nothing at all entails practically no risk? Add to that the likely attainment of life-long immunity for most of the population, and you can see why our more logically thinking donors have come to this conclusion.”
“We’re planning to offer unvaccinated donors an incentive to come in regularly. Then, of course, we’ll have to compete with UBI, unemployment, and free state handouts, but we’re determined to come up with a plan to foster the next generation with GoodSeed.”