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People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke! -
Upload to Facebook If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you! -
Upload to Facebook When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man. When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man. When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man! -
Upload to Facebook If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go? -
Upload to Facebook This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life! -
Upload to Facebook To get a beautiful nurse, you must be patient! -
Upload to Facebook People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive! -
Upload to Facebook When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts! -
Upload to Facebook You introduced me to myself and showed me the right way. Thanks for making me who I am. Wishing you a happy Guru Purnima!
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