I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later! |
Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you. Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point! |
Teacher: What do you call a short mother? Kid: A minimum! |
COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on! |
My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it! |
What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt? You hit rock bottom! |
I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted! |
Sometimes best friends have conversations that are hard to understand by other people! |
Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching! |
Warning: Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it! |