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Upload to Facebook You cannot predict your next thought, because if you did, you'd already been thinking it! -
Upload to Facebook Happy Mother's Day Mom! Although we're far apart you are always in my heart. I love you and miss you more than words can say! -
Upload to Facebook We've shared so many things - but I don't share with you enough how much I love you! Happy Mother's Day, Mom! -
Upload to Facebook Mum, I love you more than words can say. You are my best friend and I'd be lost without you. Thank you for making me the person I am today. Happy Mother's Day! -
Upload to Facebook She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman. How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy! -
Upload to Facebook Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world! -
Upload to Facebook As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows! -
Upload to Facebook I use to say `I'll be single forever` as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously! -
Upload to Facebook When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly! -
Upload to Facebook I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?`
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