31 March - Closing SMS

  • Suddenly 'March' has changed from 'Tax Saving Mode' to 'Life Saving Mode'!Upload to Facebook
    Suddenly 'March' has changed from 'Tax Saving Mode' to 'Life Saving Mode'!
  • In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows.<br/>
Happy 31st March Closing!Upload to Facebook
    In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows.
    Happy 31st March Closing!
  • Only 31st March makes us realise how happily, earnestly, diligently and passionately we worked all through the year for the government and politicians to thrive on our stupidity!<br/>
Have a great 31st March!Upload to Facebook
    Only 31st March makes us realise how happily, earnestly, diligently and passionately we worked all through the year for the government and politicians to thrive on our stupidity!
    Have a great 31st March!
  • Santa goes to a hotel and orders lunch. He finishes lunch, washes his hands and pays bill and goes back to work.<br/>
No Jokes Bhai, March Ending Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa goes to a hotel and orders lunch. He finishes lunch, washes his hands and pays bill and goes back to work.
    No Jokes Bhai, March Ending Hai!
  • May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.<br/>
Happy 31st March!Upload to Facebook
    May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.
    Happy 31st March!
  • Jab Padhte The Tab Bhi March Darata Tha, Ab Kamate Hain Tab Bhi March Darata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jab Padhte The Tab Bhi March Darata Tha, Ab Kamate Hain Tab Bhi March Darata Hai!
  • Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish?<br />

Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein!Upload to Facebook
    Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish?
    Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein!
  • May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.<br />
Happy 31st March!Upload to Facebook
    May God gives you strength and capabilities to deposit your taxes well in time.
    Happy 31st March!
  • Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?<br/>
Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.<br/>
Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?<br/>
Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!<br/>
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    Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?
    Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.
    Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?
    Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!
    Happy 31 March!
  • Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?<br/>
Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!Upload to Facebook
    Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?
    Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!