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Upload to Facebook Blonde: Do you have any children?
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is! -
Upload to Facebook Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'! -
Upload to Facebook Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci! -
Upload to Facebook A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!" -
Upload to Facebook A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.
Cop: Pull over!
Blonde: No, it's a scarf! -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?
Don't know, have not seen either! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence! -
Upload to Facebook A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,
"Can you identify yourself, Madam?"
The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!" -
Upload to Facebook Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...
Doctor: What's wrong with them?
Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
