Computers and Internet SMS

  • Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!Upload to Facebook
    Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!
  • Technology is such a huge part of modern life that I'm never sure whether to believe the sound of rain on the roof or the weather app that says it's sunny outside!
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    Technology is such a huge part of modern life that I'm never sure whether to believe the sound of rain on the roof or the weather app that says it's sunny outside!
  • It's not bad to be a dumb.<br/>
Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!Upload to Facebook
    It's not bad to be a dumb.
    Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!
  • A bunch of us are getting together at my place Saturday night to ignore each other and stare at our phones. Would you like to come?Upload to Facebook
    A bunch of us are getting together at my place Saturday night to ignore each other and stare at our phones. Would you like to come?
  • Which was the world's 1st computer?<br />
An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam!Upload to Facebook
    Which was the world's 1st computer?
    An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam!
  • If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.Upload to Facebook
    If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
  • Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's App for that, it's called RESPECT!Upload to Facebook
    Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's App for that, it's called RESPECT!
  • I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone!Upload to Facebook
    I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone!
  • I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!Upload to Facebook
    I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!
  • I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, `I don't follow you`!Upload to Facebook
    I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!