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Upload to Facebook Girl: I wish you were more romantic.
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza! -
Upload to Facebook My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me! -
Upload to Facebook Son: Dad, what happens when you die?
Dad: You go to heaven.
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff? -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! -
Upload to Facebook English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar! -
Upload to Facebook Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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Upload to Facebook The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing! -
Upload to Facebook I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
