News and Politics SMS

  • Politics:<br />
(n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking CreaturesUpload to Facebook
    Politics:
    (n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking Creatures
  • Dad: You scored only 40/100 on the Maths test.<br/>
Kid: I scored 20 on the last test. So, that's 100% growth. Sharma Uncle's son scored 85 last time and 95 now. That's only 11.8% growth. You should be proud.<br/>
Dad: Yes, I am proud of you. One day you'll be India's Finance Minister!Upload to Facebook
    Dad: You scored only 40/100 on the Maths test.
    Kid: I scored 20 on the last test. So, that's 100% growth. Sharma Uncle's son scored 85 last time and 95 now. That's only 11.8% growth. You should be proud.
    Dad: Yes, I am proud of you. One day you'll be India's Finance Minister!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
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New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
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Inconvenience is regretted!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
    New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
    Inconvenience is regretted!
  • After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:<br/>
Pakistan<br/>
Russia<br/>
Iran<br/>
China<br/>
The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan!Upload to Facebook
    After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:
    Pakistan
    Russia
    Iran
    China
    The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan!
  • The whole world wants to malign Malayalis.<br/>
The news that Mallus drank Rs. 487 cr. the worth of liquor during Onam is wrong.<br/>
They drank liquor worth Rs. 162 cr. only. The rest was tax!Upload to Facebook
    The whole world wants to malign Malayalis.
    The news that Mallus drank Rs. 487 cr. the worth of liquor during Onam is wrong.
    They drank liquor worth Rs. 162 cr. only. The rest was tax!
  • If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban!Upload to Facebook
    If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban!
  • BREAKING:<br />
The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED!Upload to Facebook
    BREAKING:
    The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED!
  • New India, where...<br/>
People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke!Upload to Facebook
    New India, where...
    People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke!
  • We don't need a Minister for Education.<br/>
We need education for ministers!Upload to Facebook
    We don't need a Minister for Education.
    We need education for ministers!
  • To all of those planning to quickly travel before the third wave sets in.<br/>
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Bro, you are the third wave!Upload to Facebook
    To all of those planning to quickly travel before the third wave sets in.
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    Bro, you are the third wave!