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Upload to Facebook Friend: Why are you so sad?
Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.
Pathan: It is impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Pathan: Because I have only 4 glasses at home! -
Upload to Facebook Pathan: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Pathan: 3 months back.
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Pathan: I was using the duplicate key, now I have lost that too! -
Upload to Facebook Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Landlord: When did you notice it?
Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup! -
Upload to Facebook Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?
Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao! -
Upload to Facebook Pathan went to a hotel.
After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.
Manager: What are you doing?
Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin". -
Upload to Facebook Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?
Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?
Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics! -
Upload to Facebook An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.
Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?
Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar! -
Upload to Facebook Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
