I was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said: 'Is everything a joke with you?' ~Jeffrey Ross |
There is need of variety in sex, but not in love. |
She was stark naked expect for a PVC raincoat,dress,net stockings,undergarments,shoes,rain hat and gloves. Keith Waterhouse. |
A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability. Anonymous |