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Upload to Facebook There once was a farm girl named Mabel
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright,
She practised at night
With sausages under the table! -
Upload to Facebook A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
In a state of constant euphoria,
Enjoyed having fun,
With a whore or a nun,
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria! -
Upload to Facebook On the chest of a barmaid at Yale;
Were tattooed the prices of ale;
And on her behind;
For the sake of the blind;
Was the same information in Braille!
